015 - One fine day in the middle of the night
Dec 29, 2025 · 1 minute read · CommentsTags: 100DaysToOffload
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A poem that I learnt about 50 years ago.
One find day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A paralysed donkey walking by
Kicked a blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a rubber wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
There are many variants on this, and I'm not sure of the origin.